Romantic

People just HAVE to prove their love for each other in every way thinkable. Unfortunately, I had to be involved in this mushy affair. I, and another of my kind, are painted with matching heart shapes. Many a night my mate and I had to endure excruciating exchanges of lovey-dovey mush between our owners!

(haha this sounds quite cynical, unlike how proud other cups sound about their roles for their owners, this cup sounds exasperated with it's job!)